superficialmycosis asked:
I had a dream about you last night! |:
We were in space in some sort of spacecraft, which was actually just my house with a dodgy looking cockpit filled with flip switches and a big screen shoved on the front of it.
It was malfunctioning and we were all going to die a horrible, painful death on reentry.
Anyway, more importantly, you and I were talking in the living room and I kissed you, and you kissed me back. I then told you I'd never kissed anyone before, that I didn't let people get that close and that I'd not have kissed you if I hadn't really meant it. HEART RENDING STUFF. Your response? You told me, really awkwardly, that you'd only kissed me back a joke and then ran off.
Well, fuck you! We were all about to DIE, you couldn't have just pretended to care for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!?
Screw you.
After that I had some sort of existential crisis (which actually seems a little void looking back, all things considered) involving a hole in my trousers, meaning I had to go and change into new jeans, which in turn meant I almost missed the beginning of us entering earths atmosphere and the start of our agonizing deaths.
I just thought you should know.
i am so 0k with this dream especially with my sudden bitchiness in terms of kissing people and being like lol jk I WAS TROLLING ALL ALONG.
it sounds like a good ship though i can deal w/ this ship. especially given how dodgy it is. i’ve always wanted to die in space. like owen wilson in armageddon.
and you know holes in your trousers are kind of important like fuck the end of the world you don’t wanna die looking scadgy or anything okay Fashion Is Important!!!
… i am so 0k with this dream!!! <3
